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Is it really a vampire you want?
Have you been watching a TV show about vampires?
Again, I know what you’re going through. Try this. Get some old episodes of Buffy instead, the ones that feature Spike. There’s nothing like seeing that ‘90’s peroxide hair on a man to give you the metaphorical cold shower you need to get over the whole vampire thing
- Claire Hooper, Love Bites: 101 tips for dating guys with fangs
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That’s where this book comes in. It may be the most important book you’ll ever read about dating a vampire. In fact it could be the only book you’ll ever read about dating a vampire. Because, let’s face it, there are not many women with the experience that qualifies them to give advice on this very unique subject.
– Claire Hooper, Love Bites: 101 tips for dating guys with fangs (via jasonxcore)
Okay, so technically I haven’t actually dated a vampire. But I have dated a goth and a carny, so I’m an expert when it comes to guys who can’t go out in sunlight, aren’t suitable to introduce to your parents, and quite possibly have blood on their hands.(Source: justsupergood)
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Claire Hooper on LiveVideo.com →
Claire Hooper tells some stories about her fiancé and teaches us some mandarin phrases
(it was embedded, but their embedded player is crap and plays automatically)
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sorry had to be done.
claire hoopers puppet show - good & bad claire
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Claire Hoopers 20 Yes or No Questions.
I’m pretty sure I’m going to write these out, learn the answers, then make people ask me them. haha.
